The Contraceptive that Vibrates

Ok, first let’s go back to basics.

What’s a contraceptive?

We’ve checked Cambridge Dictionary (🤓) and here’s what they say:
Any of various devices or drugs intended to prevent pregnancy

Are Smile Makers massagers contraceptives?

Well, I guess personal massagers definitely fall under the various devices. I mean, we’re not using natural human parts, that would be gross. And illegal.

Plus, using our personal massagers in lieu of “natural methods” will surely NOT get you pregnant. They do come with cool features like different speeds and pulsation modes, but no semen injection. Because again, gross. And probably illegal.

So here you have a full collection of vibrating contraceptives: